Let’s go out and party tonight.
All the girls are looking so fine.
Lots of food and lots of beer,
Tonight’s gonna be the night of the year.

Randy called us up and told us to come over,
July twenty-ninth, gonna have a great time.
We’ve never been to a party before;
We’ve been opened to brand new doors.
Told our mom about the party.
She said we couldn’t go but we’re going anyway.
Shirt and tie or a tuxedo?
I don’t want to underdress.

Let’s go out and party tonight.
All the girls are looking so fine.
Lots of food and lots of beer,
Tonight’s gonna be the night of the year.

We’re on our way and I can’t wait.
“I hope that they have board games.”
He said there’d be a lot of beer.
“What’s this beer stuff anyway?”
We’re walking up the front porch steps.
“What’s that strange smell in the air?”
“I’m so excited for my first party.”
“So am I, let’s go inside.”

Let’s go out and party tonight.
All the girls are looking so fine.
Lots of food and lots of beer,
Tonight’s gonna be the night of the year.

“Hey Kevin, uhm, what’s happening? They’re using bad words. And they’re dancing . . . with each other! I think I want to leave.”
“Hey look, it’s Mumbles. Mumbles! Did you hear our song we wrote about you? Did you like it? Why do you have a gun?”
“Kevin he has a gun!“
“Mumbles, why do you have a gun?”
“Kevin he has a gun!”
“Oh, no, no!”

That party sucked ‘cause Kevin died, ya know?
I mean, I thought we were going to have a great time.
But you’re lying there, on the floor.
I thought we would be together forever.

I have come to a conclusion:
Parties suck they’re full of junk.
Beer and drugs and lots of sex—
Hey look they have board games!

Let’s go out and party tonight.
All the girls are looking so fine.
Lots of food and lots of beer,
Tonight’s gonna be the night of the year.